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REVIEW on Chaos Men's "Barton & Vander RAW" by Alias74

Chaos Men: Barton & Vander RAW (May 19, 2017 / 35:13 minutes)

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BOTTOM LINE: Chaos Men serves up a Thunderdome Matchup with two of its hairiest, Daddy-types Barton and Vander. I was a little surprised given the very palpable chemistry between these two that legendary site performer Vander had early scene wood problems (feel like that's a sign of the apocalypse!) making the regular formula creative director Bryan Ockert can't seem to break from (make-out, oral, switch, 69, rimming, switch) quickly tiresome and routine. But just wait for the ride: when it revs up and takes off, it's one of the hottest flip-flops Chaos Men has put out. Sure Barton's awkward and maybe hasn't settled into the "performer" aspect, but the power fucking they give each other, the mutual complementary sex talk, and Vander's insatiable fuckhole and penchant for sloppy ATM’s elevate this scene to a stellar example of the kind of sexy, intimate, hard-driving sex scenes Chaos Men delivers on a regular basis.

WANK WORTHY 

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REVIEW on Corbin Fisher's "Beau fucks Dave" by Alias74

Corbin Fisher: Beau fucks Dave (May 13, 2017 / 22:02 minutes)

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Bottom Line: All hail the newest Corbin Fisher legend in the making - DAVE! This dude's baby boy looks and blue eyes, his tight, lean, virtually hairless pale body, and thick club of a cock were a complete draw in his previous solo, straight clip, and topping of Quinn. So given all his hetero bluster in his solo (really? Discussing favorite positions to bang chicks?) imagine my surprise when a) his bottoming clip came up so quickly and b) HOT DAMN Dave can take dick! No pretension, no artifice, no hesitation, and barely a wide-eyed look of terror that glances across even the best Corbies in their first bottoming scenes. Beau makes a formidable top and slams the shit out of Dave’s bubble-muscle caboose, and while the clip (as short as it is) eventually runs a bit out of steam, it’s a bottoming debut that is purely…

WANK WORTHY! 

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REVIEW on Lucas Ent's "Raw Double-Penetration" by Alias74

Raw Double Penetration: Devin Franco, Andrey Vic, Javi Valero, Drae Axtell, Angel Cruz (Released May 12, 2017 / 28:21 minutes)

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Bottom Line: I gotta tell ya - this Lucas Entertainment five man orgy is underlit, sloppily edited, crudely shot, and clearly poorly planned in terms of how to adequately shoot a group scene. And YET, to quote Lo Pan, "This scene has FIRE!" Credit the five performers with bringing their A game and elevating this production mess. Between Devin Franco's phenomenal showy power bottoming, Javi Valero's hunger to fuck and get fucked, Andrey Vic's hard driving topping (and his gorgeous rock hard Ukranian cock), and Angel Cruz's energizing debut (WOW!), there's a lot of hotness to go around. Sadly, Drae Axtell gets lost in the shuffle as the (fifth) man out, partially due to the camera work, mainly due to being overshadowed by all that other motion on the ocean. And once again, director Michael Lucas engages in frequent and annoying "sex tetris" (i.e. performers aren't allowed to fuck long enough in one position before everyone shuffles off into another configuration). In spite of the overwhelming negatives, this one is loud, fast and furious, and for once - everyone gives an authentic, non-faked, non-staged cum shot (!)

WANK WORTHY! 

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REVIEW on Corbin Fisher's "Rocky Gets Fucked" by Alias74

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Bottom Line: Between Rocky (tall, goofy looking, pale...in San Diego, no less) and Evan (floppy hair reminiscent of Lucas and Elijah, alt-guy vibe), it's hard to say who has the more formidable / artful uncut behemoth of a dick. What should have been a clash of the intact titans becomes an awkward cherry pop vid for Rocky. Can't tell from his early expressions if he's into it or just "deer in the headlights - where's my paycheck". But stick around: Evan proves to be quite the power-fucker, and judging from Rocky's watery, liquidy cumshot (YUM!), that thick endowment obliterated his prostate. Sadly, though it's lacking in spark and chemistry. But what else keeps this from being more yeh than meh? Groovy tongue kissing action from the boys, expert cinematography (love those two-hole underneath fucking shots), and excellent editing that flows (despite some choppiness toward the end).

(Marginally) WANK WORTHY 

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REVIEW on Randy Blue's "Fuckin' In The USA" by Alias74

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Bottom Line:  Randy Blue, the venerable and pioneering "original internet-content" gay porn studio, appears to be ushering in a bareback phase, pairing Dane Stewart and Brendan Patrick in the first new scene in a while (and the first for 2017). I'm sad to report it's not earth-shatteringly ground-breaking nor is it a particularly "good" scene - it's flawed and comes off as very amateur and low budget. If all of that was an intentional "throw back" to the hey-day of when Randy Blue started (yes...that is a Nagel reprint on the wall), consider it a grave miscalculation given the more glossily-shot, sharper hi def of its competition's clips AND the progress Randy Blue itself made in terms of crafting hot gay porn. The silver lining? Even with the chintzy set and poor lighting, the editing and camera work is actually quite good (FINALLY! A studio that understands editing around action and maintaining momentum), and Stewart is a big-dicked tall drink of water who manages some (short-lived) heat with Irish sex pig Patrick. Sadly, despite best efforts (especially Patrick who really shines here), the scene distractingly misses the mark more often than hitting it. I remain hopeful for the future though.

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Day 4 of Sean Cody's Winter Getaway was a standout according to porn fan Graham

I think several of the readers/contributors featured on MOP have been unfairly critical of Sean Cody since the SC brand was acquired. Granted the couple of months right after the acquisition were bumpy and disappointing -- I actually canceled my membership for a bit -- but it's picked back up and the Winter Getaway series is proof of that. That includes Day 1 (5-way) and Day 5 (the 9-way, which was previously reviewed too harshly imo).

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The real standout from the series has been Winter Getaway -- Day 4, hands down one of the hottest porn scenes of the year (from any site). (Note that I am in no way affiliated with any porn-related site or studio, except as a fan and subscriber to several different sites.)

REVIEW: Winter Getaway--Day 4 (Sean Cody)

On Day 4 Lane is gangbanged by Brodie, Joey and Rowan; and in this scene Lane is the piggiest, hungriest, most voracious bottom I've seen on any of the major 'college hunk' sites (even more than Colt & Dawson from CF and Vander from CM!). You normally only see this type of no-limits bottoming from tatted-up leather-skinned models on TIM or similar sites. Here you get to see it from Sean-Cody-hot Lane, in all his shining youth. And it's dynamite.

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Agree or disagree? Sean Cody's 9 man orgy is just watchable

Fellow porn fan Alias74 did a review on the latest scene of Sean Cody - the 9 man orgy of Atticus, Blake, Brendan, Brodie, Joey, Lane, Porter, Robbie & Tanner.

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According to him, the scene is marginally wank worthy "Finally some sparks of life in the already tedious and disappointing Sean Cody "Winter Getaway" sex travelogue - Day 5 is the historic, first ever 9 man orgy (featuring three admittedly gay or bisexual performers - Porter, Atticus, and Brendan), but don’t hold your breath for something epic. The majority of the orgy is a badly shot, limp cock fest wherein the gay for pay-ers (Blake, Brodie, Joey, Robbie, Lane, and Tanner) absolutely struggle, delivering a tangle of bodies and what amounts to pantomimed "gay sex". Only the last seventeen minutes of the clip manages to reach the kind of frenzied fucking that made the orgy scenes in classic Falcon or Bel Ami movies memorable. And that said, the good stuff is all too brief. The scene certainly is NOT memorable, but all the cum swapping, thrust fucking, and cleaning of spent cocks is at least enough to get off to."

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Agree or disagree?

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REVIEW on Adam Killian Takes A Load From Dylan James by Alias74

Muscle and bubble butt lovers rejoice - the new scene over at Lucas Entertainment featuring Dylan James and Adam Killian is just what the doctor ordered: LOTS of gaping hole shots, jiggling butt cheeks, balls-deep fucking, and sexy rimming action. And the best part of it? Both Dylan and Adam have some major chemistry. They practically devour each other and seem totally into each other's bodies in an almost primal, preternatural way. It’s ball draining hot.

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It helps that Killian, as a director and performer, knows what he's doing. He growls, roars, and is the PERFECT slutty bottom - he backs up, twerks, shakes, jiggles, bounces, and fucks himself silly on Dylan James' hot banana cock. Personally he's not my type looks-wise (not sure what’s really going on with his face - injectables, surgery) but, Scene MVP.

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Dylan James is the amalgam of all that's hot in the porn industry - muscles, good looks, tats, huge cock, ROCKING TOP skills. He has a LONG way to go before achieving bottom status. As in other clips, here James literally just gets a cock in his ass. Period. Planted in him like a butt plug. For a whopping THREE minutes with very little thrusting and lots of moaning and pained expressions (his "in pain" bottoms face is quite unattractive). Another disappointing bottom stint for DJ. But when he turns on the fucking prowess, it's MAGIC!

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WANK WORTHY (for everything BUT James' lame bottoming)